I have a bone to pick with Sports Clips. And that bone is that Sports Clips is ridiculous.
"Welcome to Fucking Sports Clips"
God forbid you go to a haircut establishment that might make you look "foolish" like family cutters or supercuts. Screw foolishness...head on over to Sports Clips and be a man. Get a mans haircut. At sports clips your manly and sporty at the same time. We at sports clips wear Jerseys and as an added perk we give you a whistle and a complimentary water bottle filled with that cool blue liquid we use to clean combs. Fucking sports clips! You like football? Thats a perfect reason to get your hair cut. Baseball fan? Come get a cew cut and hold a bat in the barbers chair. Swimmer? We will buzz your head while wearing a speedo. Come on in. Come get your hair cut at a place that is filled with excessive amounts of testosterone all the way down to our J. Crew products. Come in today and with a shampoo purchase of $35 dollars or more we will throw in a feww jock strap. Fucking sports clips. Time to get your hair cut like a tool. For tools. By tools. Sports Clips.
